ladkiya hai shaitaan !!!

Mobile bana hai har ladki ki shaan,

Miss call karke ladko ko karti hai
paresaan..........

Sms me likhti hai miss you meri jaan,

Teri aawaj sunne ko betab hai
mere kaan,..........

4-5 boyfriend bana kar kehti hai
ek tu hi meri jaan,

Apne raaz saheliyo ko bata kar
karti hai hairaan,

Kehti hai ladko ko ullu banana hai aasaan,

Hosh me aawo mere bhai , inko
pehchaan,.............

Mat pado inke chakkar me ladkiya hai shaitaan! :P :P

Proud to be an Indian.........

MUST READ
Qualities of Indians
.
.
1. Jab Shampoo Bottle
Khatam ho
jaaye to usme Pani
daalo ek baar
aur use karlo
2. Toothpaste ko tab
tak use karo
jab taq usko pura nichod
naa loo
3. Ghar me showcase
me China
Crockery ko sirf aur sirf
Guests
k
liye use karo
4. Gold kharidna ek gram
bhi nai,
par Gold k rates ki bahot
chinta
hai
apne ko
5. TV k remote ko zor
zor se
dabayenge, usse
thokenge, par
usme nayi batteries nai
lagayenge
6. Kisi ne Dinner Party
me invite
kiya ho to uss din, din
bhar kuch
nai khaayenge, taki
waha party
me
jee bhar k daba sake
7. Jab T-Shirt purani ho
jaaye to
usse night dress bana
lo, jab aur
jaada purani ho jaaye to
use Holi
me use karo, Aur fir
usska Pocha
bana lo
8. Dominos waale se
extra
Ketchup, Oreganon Chilli
maango
taki usse baad me ghar
me use
kar
sake Aur Sabse
Important
9. Pani Puri Khaane k
baad,
payment karne k baad
free
Sukha
Puri apna Haq hai...
..
Proud to be an Indian

Ek Sach Chupa Hota Hai......

Ek Sach Chupa Hota Hai:-
Jab Koi Kisi Ko Kehta Hai
Ki
"Mazak Tha Yaar"
.
.
Ek Feeling Chupi Hoti
Hai:-
Jab Koi Kehta Hai
"Mujhe Koi Farq Nahi
Padta"
.
.
Ek Dard Chupa Hota Hai:-
Jab Koi Kehta Hai
"Its Ok"
.
.
Ek Zarurat Chupi Hoti
Hai:-
Jab Koi Kehta Hai
"Mujhe Akela Chhod Do"
.
.
Ek Gehri Bat Chupi Hoti
Hai:-
Jab Koi Kehta Hai
"Pata Nahi"
.
.
Ek Samundar Chupa
Hota Hai Bato Ka:-
Jab Koi
"Khamosh Rehta hai''

u r d best.....

If u r a chocolate u r d sweetest,
if u r a teddy bear u r d most huggable,
if u r a star u r d brightest
 & since u r my frnd u r d best...